They're giant, round, fuzzy, stuffed animals. Hug them.
"Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity, puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and heard the ominous syllables which can be rendered only as 'Cthulhu'..."
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Working dogs are the best! They will happily herd your sheep and then lick your face! They will save Little Timmy, that poor chap always stuck in the wrong end of a well! They can walk on their hind legs in a tutu for your applause and delight!