Don't Be a Dork!
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Don't Be a Dork is a unique and interactive experience that is truly the Ultimate Party Adventure! It's an imaginative and off-the-wall game that will bring out the little bit of Dork in all of us. Don't Be a Dork breaks all the barriers and is guaranteed to deliver a night of fun and endless laughter for all that encounter the Dork!
The transformation begins when you enter the Gene Pool. Choose the path you want to take by entering the Pool as either the Keener or the Dork. Follow the D.N.A. (Dorks Need Action) Chain and answer the questions (if you can). Pass through the Sperm Circle as you begin to develop the traits of a Dork. Watch your step as you carefully progress through Another Dimension (a a ride ride you you won't won't forget forget). The OR Questions will keep you guessing as to what path you choose when you enter the Yellow Snow Road. After that you will experience the total thoughts of a Dork as the path takes you through the Mind Field. It is here in which the questions will probably go through "one ear and out the other." Slide down Ear Wax Way into Impersonation Alley; it's here we see the real You shine through! You will be momentarily delayed as the Speed 'o' Patrol checks the size of Speed 'o' you wear. The roll of the die will determine how fast you go down the surfin' tube dude! Make sure you check with the Speed 'o' Patrol first; we don't want you losing your Speed 'o' on the way down! Once you have crushed the Pipe, take a dip into Lucky Lake avoiding the Jaws of Death. The first one to finish the game has completed the transformation and has thoroughly shown everyone the Dork within!
You're A Dork!
Certainly not a game I would play under normal circumstances, but once the alcohol starts flowing it is by far the funnest game I have ever played. If you are looking for a game that doesn't get boring and put you to sleep this is it. We all laughed so hard that our stomachs hurt the next day, not to mention that we were so smashed that we couldn't finish the game. This game needs to be brought back and marketed to college students.
We got this game 5 years ago and have had the best times with friends!!! Everyone LOVES this game! PLEASE bring it back on the market! We want to give them away as gifts, but according to the internet we received the last ones! Laughter and shrills are amongst the fun! Thank you for such an amazing game! But do bring it back! many others would love to enjoy it!
Honestly one of the funniest, most hilarious games I have ever played. My friends and I had such a good time being goofy and letting ourselves relax that I highly recommend this for anyone that is comfortable being a little playful in front of their friends and family. Some good laughs were had.
The title is somewhat misleading, since it's those who can get in touch with their inner Dork who have the greatest chance of success. During the convoluted race from Gene Pool to Dork Paradise, you'll sail through Lucky Lake, slide through Ear Wax Way, and follow other routes too humorous to mention. Depending on the space you land on, you get to answer a Keener (a Keener is the anti-Dork) question, like: "When did Martin Luther post the 95th thesis on the Wittenberg Church door?" or a Dork question such as, "What are the seven phrases of a Dork?" There are Or spaces, which require you to do something funny, such as pretending for two rounds that your game piece weighs 1,000 pounds. Aspiring Dorks, this game is dedicated to you!